🛸 “What About Me? It’s Crap Here!” UFO Tee
By Dopamine Junkies
Hand-drawn by Guy Richardson himself, this design hits home for anyone who’s ever looked up and thought, “Oi, beam me up!” With a freaked-out cow, a desperate geezer, and a UFO mid-abduction, this tee says what we’re all thinking: It’s crap here.
Whether you're into aliens, alternative thinking, or just sick of the daily grind—this is your new favourite T-shirt.
👕 Product Features:
Premium-quality print on 100% ringspun cotton
Seamless twin needle collar for durability
Taped neck and shoulders for a proper fit
Tubular body (aka no side seams)
Twin needle sleeves & hem to last the long haul
Weight: 144gsm (white) / 153gsm (colours)
Heathers: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Sport Grey & Antiques: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
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Returns Policy and Care Instructions
🔁 Returns & Refunds
All Dopamine Junkies tees are made to order, so we don’t do returns for size mix-ups or second thoughts. Please double-check the size guide before ordering!
💥 If your tee shows up damaged or misprinted, just send us a photo with your order number within 14 days, and we’ll sort a refund or replacement—no drama.
📧 Contact: [your@email.com]
🧼 Care Instructions
Want to keep your abduction vibes looking sharp? Here’s how:
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🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)
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🚫 No bleach or strong detergents
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🌬 Air dry is best (or tumble low)
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⚡ Do not iron the graphic unless you want to signal the mothership
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🧼 No dry cleaning—leave that to the suits
