🛸 “Higher Intelligence” Alien Tee | Dopamine Junkies
Step aside Earthlings—this ain't your average stoner shirt. The “Higher Intelligence” tee features a hyper-realistic, intergalactic greyskin puffin' away while a UFO floats in on a trail of cosmic smoke. It's bold, bizarre, and borderline illegal in some dimensions.
🔥 Details:
100% smooth polyester
Lightweight feel (180 gsm) for all-day comfort
Fashion fit with side seams for that alien-slim silhouette
Crew neck, soft tape on shoulders and neck for long-lasting wear
👽 Designed for the cosmic rebels, truth-seekers, and dopamine-fueled creatives. Whether you're lighting up ideas or something else entirely, this tee lets the world know: you're not from around here.
💨 Dopamine Junkies – Wear your weird.
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Returns Policy and Care Instructions
At Dopamine Junkies, we want you to love your gear as much as we do. Every item is printed on demand just for you, so please double-check sizing and design choices before placing your order.
But hey—we get it, sometimes things go sideways.
🛠 If your item is faulty or damaged:
No stress. If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, send us a clear photo and your order number within 14 days of delivery, and we’ll sort a replacement or full refund, no fuss.
📏 Wrong size or changed your mind?
Because each product is made to order, we can’t offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or sizing mistakes. Make sure to check the size guide before ordering (we’ve got it right there on the page for a reason).
🧼 Care Instructions Your Dopamine Junkies tee might be alien-approved, but it's still made for Earth’s laundry cycles. Treat it right and it’ll stay looking sharp: 🔄 Wash inside out on a cold cycle (30°C max) 🧺 No bleach – unless you're going for that post-apocalyptic look 🔥 Tumble dry low (but air drying is best for long life) 🚫 Do not iron directly on the design – unless you want to summon glitchy UFOs ❌ No dry cleaning – keep it simple
