🛸 “What About Me?” UFO Abduction Tee – Green Edition
By Dopamine Junkies
Same alien mood, fresh forest green. This loud and cheeky design by Guy Richardson is for the ones who’ve had enough of Earth’s nonsense. With a panicked cow, a screaming human, and a saucer scooping up another poor soul, it hits harder than a morning existential crisis.
Bright graffiti-style colours, premium print, and just enough sarcasm to make it your new go-to.
👕 Product Features:
100% ringspun cotton – soft, breathable, and ready to abduct
Seamless twin needle collar
Taped neck and shoulders for structure
Tubular body for a cleaner fit
Twin needle sleeves & hem for long-lasting wear
Weight: 144gsm (white) / 153gsm (colours)
Heathers: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Sport Grey & Antiques: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
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Returns Policy and Care Instructions
🔁 Returns & Refunds
All Dopamine Junkies tees are made to order, so we don’t do returns for size mix-ups or second thoughts. Please double-check the size guide before ordering!
💥 If your tee shows up damaged or misprinted, just send us a photo with your order number within 14 days, and we’ll sort a refund or replacement—no drama.
🧼 Care Instructions
Want to keep your abduction vibes looking sharp? Here’s how:
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🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)
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🚫 No bleach or strong detergents
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🌬 Air dry is best (or tumble low)
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⚡ Do not iron the graphic unless you want to signal the mothership
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🧼 No dry cleaning—leave that to the suits
